I Woke Up at 3 AM to an Overheating Tank. Then I Got Obsessive About Testing.

17,472 temperature readings over 6 months. After that 3 AM scare, I tracked every fluctuation to find out if this budget heater actually holds up.

I Was Doing Water Changes Twice a Week and My Nitrates Were Still Orange

Water changes twice a week and nitrates still high? Here’s why your plants aren’t keeping up, plus the floaters that actually drop levels in days.

Most Sponge Filter Reviews Are Written at Week Two. Mine Took 18 Months.

18 months, 7 tanks, and way too many spreadsheets later, here’s what actually happens to Aquarium Co-Op sponge filters after the honeymoon phase ends.

I Was Tired of Overpaying for Fluval Stratum, So I Tested 7 Alternatives

Fluval Stratum’s price kept climbing, so I tested 7 alternatives for 6 months. UNS Controsoil won for shrimp tanks, but Controsoil surprised me most.

What I Wish Someone Had Told Me About the Nitrogen Cycle Before Gerald Died

Gerald died because I didn’t know a crystal-clear tank could still be toxic. Here’s the week-by-week visual timeline I wish I’d had from day one.